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वेलो की घूमती बातें|

कुछ तो लोग लिखेंगे|

With Love from Lalu's Bihar, Topper auctions reaches Capital.

2017-03

SATIRES/FAKE NEWS

 

Hum Chalenge saath saath ek din.

Where there is a will their is a way!!

Boasting of his stronghold being the people in middle class Delhi CM has reportedly informed the school if you charge anything in excess of 20 Lakh the child needs to be compulsorily made the topper looping in CBSE asking him to be part of these new proceedings.

CBSE chief however pointing out some anomalies  with this proposition have already questioned this saying there can only be one topper and 20 Lakh is too meager an amount for someone to become a topper in boards.

Considering all options Delhi CM has finally compromised and decided to hold auctions instead of fixed fees to decide the topper. Cast based politicos have however demanded them to include 30-70% discounts in case there wards decide to opt in for the auction. However, there are still many apprehensions from quarters who feel if there are people in these reserved categories who can afford to participate in auctions, then what are they doing with their reserved privileges in first place. However all political parties have disregarded this assumption in the wake of upcoming elections and are unanimous in their suggestions of including rebate for these castes/religions.

Meanwhile our reporter met a guy for forward cast, majority religion from a not well to do family whose father works expired in a road accident last year and now works in a dhaba to support his family and studies told us he will not be participating in the auctions and don't seek rebate as well. As enthusiastic media person staying true to our profession we tried taking his opinion on beef ban, intolerance and other raging topics but he was not aware. So we left that part.

An Edited version of the same report is also published on Faking News.

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