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All India Satirists' association(AISA) announces its support for Sunny Leone for next PM Election

In recent time, writing satires has become quite rewarding. First, the jobless, worthless people found money to buy tea from a local tea stall by writing these satires. Next, they have set their eyes on purchasing bungalows like Antilla. From 5rs credits, local vendors have started giving them credit worth 15 rs. monthly. Their career path lays perfectly laid out in front of them. 


With so much money involved it was bound to find some haters( These are the guys who still survive on the credit limit of Rs. 5, hence jealous) who would want to distract them.


When they write an article on Modi, Bhakts fill up the comments with abusive

When they write an article on Kejriwal, Aapians tear them apart, without any logic obviously.

When they write an article on Congress, Congress's come back saying facts can't be presented as satires. Anyways leave them now. 


Frustrated that they can't write on anyone famous, the association has decided to lend support to an independent candidate for the next PM elections. The reasons, when inquired about, was straightforward. She is only one whose supporters even don't mind for writing articles on her. you can go to any level, she has tolerance more than any politician/actor/Industrialist. She should have been the role model for our audience. It's time India takes the next big step and choose her as the next PM so that our successful journey continues and at least one of us can buy Antilla model from Chandni Chowk worth Rs. 100.


Writer, poets, economists and other Deshdrohi's of the era are likely to follow suit. 

ये लेख सिर्फ मज़ाक के तौर पे लिखा गया है। इसका सत्य घटनाओ से कुछ लेना देना नहीं है। यदि ये आपकी भावनाएं आहत करता है तो आपके कंप्यूटर स्क्रीन पर सीधे हाथ पे ऊपर की तरफ कांटे का निशान है, कृपया करके उसे दबाये और इस लेख से मुक्ति पाए।

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